Confessions of an Area 51 Employee

Who Is "Mr X"?

NOTE: This material has been proven hoax, admitted by the creator of the videos described in this page.

Confessions of an Area 51 Employee is a series of videos created by a supposed Area 51 employee who calls himself by the name "Mr. X". Mr. X claims he is, infact, a 'Camo Dude', the nickname for the Camouflaged perimeter guards. These videos, hosted on YouTube, have been created by Mr. X to give the public knowledge of what is happening in Area 51 and what's fact and fiction. Mr. X has always used voice synthesizers, likely due to possible detection by military superiors. The synthesizers were generally hard to understand and low-pitch until ninth video, where a higher pitch synthesizer was used, followed in the next video by another lower-pitch version. Transcripts of the messages were created for easier understanding. Images are accompanied with the videos, usually about the topic presented. Mr. X's YouTube username is "dreamlandnightmare".

Transcripts

Confessions of an Area 51 Employee

My life behind one of the most guarded fences in the world (or what little I can tell of it).

For those having difficulty understanding what I am saying, this is a transcript:

Hello there. First of all, I would like to offer you my real name. However, given the sensitive nature of what I am attempting to undertake here, I think you will understand that that is not at all possible. So, I will use an alias. Since I am stressed for time and lacking imagination, lets just go with the generic "Mr. X."

Now, you are probably wondering why I feel the need to do this. The fact is, I am a true patriot. I love my country, and I love serving it. I don't mean to sound self-righteous, but it's the truth. I would do anything for my country. Dying for it would be trivial. I would be tortured, I would--I think you understand.

But before I digress, without being too specific, I served for several years in one of the armed forces. Due to circumstances that will remain undisclosed, I became an employee of what is popularly known as "Area 51." Needless to say, I was overjoyed at the opportunity serve my country at this elite level. Even though my tasks were menial and mundane--to say the least--just, just to be there, at the centerpoint, the nucleus of American military might.

Anyway, I don't have time to bask in past my glory, because a dark time would come thereafter--and that's what I need to get off my chest.

But first off, I need to correct something that I said earlier. I said that I was an employee of Area 51. I am not an employee of Area 51 per se, in the fact that I work for the governmental entity that exists in side the base. What I am, is part of the special military force that guards the perimeter of the facility. What's often known in Area 51 lore as the "camo dudes." I'm one of them.

Now, before I get into the meat of what I have to say, I feel the need to dispell some popular... (I almost refered to Area 51 by it's confidential name! Can't do that!) But, anyway, I still feel the need to dispell some popular rumors about Area 51. And this is going to burst the bubbles of all the ufologists, but in my tenure as an Area 51 employee, I have not seen a single speck of evidence that suggests that extraterrestrials of any kind have ever visited this planet. In fact, I've seen the exact opposite. I've seen black ops within Area 51 perpetrating UFO hoaxes to divert attention from their genuine projects and opperations. And you will understand why, in my next segment--if I'm still alive! (I say that tongue-in-cheek...) But you will understand why they are so intent to divert attention away. These--are some disturbing stuff, and I'll save that for my next segment, because I believe I am just about out of time for now.

But, until next time, Godspeed.

Confessions of an Area 51 Employee Part 2 (Phoenix Lights)

Here I am once again. Yep, I'm still alive! They didn't disappear me... yet. The truth is, though, what I am doing is very dangerous, and if my identitiy became known... I don't know if they could kill me, but I know I would lose my job, and there is little doubt that I would spend years upon years in prison. So, I'm doing my best to keep my identity completely confidential.

I received a private message from a YouTube viewer who was understandably skeptical--and I can understand the skepticism here. I wouldn't believe me myself. And you have every right disbelieve my story, even though I can assure you beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is 100% true. Anyway, this YouTube member queried why, if I work for Area 51, am I using such archaic technology. Apparently, he doesn't realize that I am making these videos from my own home. You see, there's a not-so-secret airport terminal called "JANET Air" that ships all Area 51 employees--well, maybe not all, but most--and they fly us back and forth, usually on a daily basis to Area 51 back to our homes in Nevada. And so, I am at home making my videos on my plain vanilla desktop Hewlett Packard computer. It's at least 8 years old, perhaps more. I'm not the most computer savvy or up-to-date person. It serves my purpose. I don't have the latest software, and that's why my video's crude. I'm not in the know-how in respect to video editing and the like, and, of course, I couldn't show you much anyway, although I do plan to get some actual video in the future, though my face will have to be obscured.

Now, back to where I left off last time. I was explaining how black-ops elements within the base use diversions like UFO hoaxes to distract attention away from covert opperations and top-secret projects. One of those projects actually used the pretty well-known Phoenix lights incident of 1997. Does anyone remember that? It happened in Phoenix, Arizona around the time of the Hale-Bopp comet sighting and the subsquent debacle of the Heaven's Gate cult. But, I'm digressing again. The Phoenix lights were actually a military project, the brainchild of Area 51 strategists. What the Phoenix lights actually were, were cutting-edge technology at the time, these special hovering flares that were released in a stretegic position to create the illusion of a massive aircraft, a mothership, or what have you. And they actually released a type of blanket of gas to block out the stars and create the illusion that this was a solid body, and not just a pattern of unjoined lights or flares--which they actually were. And please don't ask me to explain the technology or science behind it. That's not my forte or field. I'm just a peon, a lowly sentry, a base guard. Now, I became privy to certain things that an individual with my security clearance level wasn't supposed to be privy to, and I'll explain later on how that happened. But now back to the Phoenix lights. The purpose of this illusion of a massive UFO, or whatever it was supposed to be, was actually to divert attention from experimental chemicals that the military was releasing on Phoenix that night. Now, I can niether confirm nor deny the actual purpose of these chemicals, but the rumor amongst us lower-tier members of Area 51, the base chatter and talk was, that the chemicals were actually--had some type of immunization quality, and were supposed to protect against biological attacks, certain biological attacks. So, in essence, the population of Phoenix--at least a part of it--were actually being used as guinea pigs.

And that's why I feel the need to reveal these covert opperations to the American public. As you should know after the first part, I am a true patriot. I am all for the security of America. And secrets--if it's truly to protect the people. But when these secrets are to use the people, to exploit them, that's where it crosses the line. And that is the antithesis of what America is supposed to represent. And it's against all that I stand for and what I think the American military is supposed to stand for.

And I'll let you in on what may not be such a secret, is the fact that the President of the United States himself knows less than 20% of the opperations and projects that Area 51 is involved in. And like President Bush or not--I happen to like him, think he's a good man. I have my misgivings with some of his foreign policies, but overall, I think he's a good man and a good president. But it's really disturbing to know that I know certain secrets that the president himself does not know.

Area 51 is really a government within itself. And I know this is a fact few outside of the circle of Area 51 know, but, if the President of the United States himself demanded to see certain areas of Area 51 that were deemed above his security clearance level, the guards would be authorized to shoot him. Is that not the proverbial inmates running the prison? Tell me, what kind of military installation is so special and secret, that not even the President himself has total access to it?

Well, my time is running late, so I think I should wrap this up. Next time I will cover the underground level of the base, which is no less than 10 times what you see on the surface.

Until then, Godspeed.

Confessions of an Area 51 Employee Part 3 (Underground Base)

Good evening, friends. It's evening for me; I'm not sure what time of the day it is for you when you watch this video.

I received a private message, this time asking why, if the guards would be authorized to shoot the President, why I am unsure whether or not I would be killed if the powers that be within the base discovered what I'm doing. That is because what I am doing here is actually considered a medium-level security threat. And the protocol for a medium security threat is far less severe than a high security threat, which would be full exposure of the projects that are afoot in Area 51--and that would likely be the case if the President of the United States discovered what was actually going on there. Me, although they certainly wouldn't approve of what I am doing, I would just be considered, more or less, a nuisance, because most people out there, I'm sure, just think I'm a nut-job, or trying to get attention, or playing a practical joke, which is NOT the case. But, that's the way they [Area 51 elite] see it--and they're right. But I'm trying to get to as many people as possible, and this--I may be tilting at windmills here, but if I reach just one person, if just one person believes me, I feel I've done my job. And the main reason I am doing this, though, is to clear my conscience. I can't continue to work there, knowing what goes on, without in some way blowing the whistle on the insidious activities that the Area 51 elite are responsible for. And I feel that YouTube is the preeminent public forum to garner maximum expsoure.

Now, I want to tell you a story about one of my first experiences at Nellis Air Force Base. I had been a base guard there for a couple of months, and had yet to see anything particular interesting or out of the ordinary. I worked during the day, and most of the secret aircraft were flown at night. One day this kind of buddy of mine--who is no longer an employee of Area 51, and of course his name must remain undisclosed--well, he had a higher security level than I, and he asked if I wanted to see something interesting. Me, being the wide-eyed, naive young man that I was, jumped at the chance to break the tedium. So, he takes me to this building that was known as "Building Z"--and I had never set foot near it. And, if you look at the video screen now, I can point it out for you. Building Z is the object that you see circled on the extreme left side of the picture. So, he takes me in there, and it's a really mundane, unprovocative building. It's like a small hangar--not many objects at all, it's really hollowed out. And he leads me to an equally mundane elevator. And he slides his security card through, and leads me in there, and I can feel the elevator moving down. And then, a few seconds later, the doors open to reveal what must be, at least--it's a wide open, high corridor that's at least a mile long. It's really cavernous and brightly lit, and it's really nothing like what you in films like Independence Day. It's awesome, in the true sense of the word. And down the corridor, I could see large hangar-like doors and other passages that must make up a complex, web-like infrastructure beneath the base. The first thing that really captured my attention, though, was this map adjacent to elevator, that detailed the layout of this sub-level. I pinpointed my location on the map, and discovered that the long, mile-long corridor I was standing in barely represented one grid on the map. And, by my estimation, the map was comprised of no less than 50 x/y-axis grids. So that should put into perspective how massive this underground level is. And above the map, it said, "Sub Level 1 of 4." So there were at least three other levels to this underground complex. And only God knows--and those who work in those three sub-levels--just how large it's... I tell you. But that's why Area 51 continues to exponentially expand its territory in Groom Lake, even though the activitiy on the ground seems to decrease every year. But, anyway, I'm standing there with my jaw hanging down to my feet, and my buddy asks me if I want to see something amazing. I'm like, "I've already seen something amazing!" It's at least a segment's worth, so I'm kind of running out of time, so I think I should save that for my next installment.

Until then, Godspeed.

Confessions of an Area 51 Employee Part 5A (Black Aircraft)

Mr. X Signing in. Your friendly neighborhood Area 51 informant, once again.

I am going to get right down to business this time.

Now, going back to where I left off at the end of segment #3. My buddy tells me, "lets go see something amazing--you want to see something amazing?" So he takes me to this cart or scooter (I'm not sure what the proper name is for them). They are like golf carts; I think you know what Im talking about. It's like a little runabout. So, I get on there with him, and he starts drving down this long, mile-long corridor, and it's amazing how fast this cart is going. It had to have a max speed of at least 50mph. So we're zooming down the hall, and I'm saying, "Slow down, Dale Earnhardt! Slow down!" But, you understand the vehicle has to travel at this high rate of speed to efficiently cover the amount of ground in this sub-level. Anyway, we're flying down this corridor, and once we get to the end, he makes a right turn, and we drive down a little bit, and I say, "Stop! Stop!" Something catches my attention, and I say, "Stop, buddy! Stop!" And so he listens. And to the right of me is this open hangar, and this ultra-sleek, ultra-futuristic--to call it an aircraft wouldn't do it justice. So, I'm sitting there, in awe once again. And my buddy looks around, and he gives me this mock yawn, and he says, "Oh, that's just the TR3A 'Black Manta.' You don't want to see--that's just an old prop-job." And I'm like, no, I want to get off this cart! I want to go over there and touch it! Grope it! And if you look at the video screen now you will see a decently accurate, speculative artist's rendering of the Black Manta. It's an amazingly accurate image considering that no one outside of Area 51 has ever seen the Black Manta in broad dalight or up close. So the civillian Area 51 watchdogs have definitely done their homework on that one. The primary difference between the artist's rendering and the actual Black Manta, though, I would say is the real McCoy is a lot less angular. Also, by my memory, the cockpit seemed to be set more toward the center. And like speculative image, it bears a close resemblance to the B-2 Bomber, though it is much smaller--only about 40-60% the size of the B-2. And, of course, much sleeker and more futuristic-looking. And, according to my buddy, it has air-to-air capabilities. And from what I understand, this is no longer a "black" project. It's considered in the "grey" territory now. And I expect within the coming next few years, this aircraft will be revealed to the general public. Back to my buddy--he's sitting there, acting indifferent, and he matter-of-factly says, "That's just an old prop-job. I'm going to take you to the bleeding-edge section.

Confessions of an Area 51 Employee Part 5B (Black Aircraft)

So we start moving down the corridors once again, through these maze-like pattern of passages, and the corridor tunnels start getting smaller, untill finally we arrive at this door. And we get off the cart, walk over to the door. He uses his security card once again. The door opens. We move in. And we're standing in this lobby-like section with this huge panoramic window. I look through the window and I see this gigantic ampitheatre-type cavern. And unlike the rest of this underground base, which the walls are made of metal, the ceiling and walls are naked earth--hollowed-out earth. The floors are the only thing that were made of metal, so I suspect that we were inside the hollowed-out section of a mountain. Anyway, I'm looking through the window, and in the middle of this cavern, hangar, whatever, and I see this monstrous work of art. I really cant' describe it, except for the fact that I know it must be some type of aircraft. It's an amorphous, organic fusion of angles and curves. It looks like a giant, fanciful insect, albeit an extremely elegant insect. And my buddy tells me, "You're looking at the Aurora 2." Perfect stealth. Capable of reaching speeds in excess of mach 9. He goes on to tell me that the weaponry includes air-to-air missiles, microwave cannon, and the most accurate, longest-ranged air-to-surface laser-guided missile system ever conceived. And I must tell you, this thing looked ultra-cool. It made what you see in Star Wars and Star Trek look like it comes out of the bronze age. And I want to stand there and look at it, but my buddy says, "we better go now before they find out what I'm doing here." So I reluctantly left with him. But I must say I'm very ambivalent about what they are doing in Area 51. These highly skilled, highly intelligent technicians and scientists--not aliens--but highly skilled craftsmen are developing some of the--actually not some of the, but ALL of the--most futuristic defense devices imaginable. Yet, that will always be tempered with the fact that these incredible creations, like the Black Manta and Aurora 2, exist for a very dark agenda. And therein lies the rub.

Anyway, I'm afraid I have no more time for you today. I hope you visit me again. Roughly same X-time, same X-channel. Until then, Godspeed.

Confessions of an Area 51 Employee Part 6 (Questions)

I'm going to take this entire segment to address some questions from YouTube members and tie up some lose ends on my own.

First of all, I must express my displeasure with the YouTube private message function. Several times I have attempted to reply to private messages from two individual YouTube members, but to no avail. Therefore, I will personally answer them in this segment.

To meshuggah1324. Apparently he thinks I'm full of shit--those were his precise words, in fact. I do respect his skepticism. To me, if you are not skeptical, you are doing yourself a disservice. To just blindly believe anything you hear or read, frankly, is just stupid. However, I hope that, through time, I will be able to earn your trust and prove to some degree that me and my story are genuine. Anyway, meshuggah says, "if you are really 25, I know for a fact that you have to be older than that to work as a security at Groom Lake." First of all, I would like to know how he knows that. Has he worked there himself? Has he somehow been able to secure area 51 employment rosters? But to answer his question, maybe I'm 25, or maybe I'm not. But he should at least possess the common sense of logic that if I am truly attempting to keep my identity secret, I'm certainly not going to acknowledge what my real age is. And, apparently, he hasn't been following the video series very closely, because he questions how, working on the outside, I've been able to see what goes on the inside. The truth is, I haven't seen most of what goes on in the inside, just a sample of it. But I did explain how my friend took me on a type of tour of the first level of the underground base. And he has told me and showed me numerous things. But it's probably all just the tip of the iceberg; I don't know all what goes on there. But what I do know, is very provocative and disturbing. Meshuggah always seems convinced--in fact he says he knows (I'd like to know how he knows)--that aliens are responsible for UFOs, and not elements within Area 51. This seems to me, an ad hominen argument, in that meshuggah's belief in UFOs discredits my validity. And perhaps there are aliens out there flying in saucers somewhere, but I have never seen anything at Area 51 to encourage my belief in them. In fact, what I've seen at Area 51, more or less confirms in my mind that aliens have never visited Earth. I do believe that aliens exist in some form somewhere in the Universe, but I do not think they have ever visited Earth in any capacity. I'm a fan of Carl Sagan, and subscribe to his theory that it would be both logistically impossible and/or impractical to travel vast amounts of space when nothing can go faster than the speed of light. Well, then you say there's wormholes, but we're not discussing the physics of intergalactic travel; we're discussing Area 51. So that's another show.

Before I get off on another tangent, I need to address hiii98's question. The question is actually signed by two people--a male and a female--so I don't know if I should address this member as a "him" or "her." And I'm afraid that I can't specifically answer the question on air. That's why I was hoping to send the private message, but, of course, YouTube must be working for the Area 51 elite. Anyway, lets just leave it at I have no knowledge of the incident they are referring to. It's a huge base, as you know, and most of the minor incidents go by without mention.

I wanted to address a few other things tonight, but I'm afraid I don't have time. So, that will be saved for the next time. Until then, Godspeed.

Confessions of an Area 51 Employee Part 7 (More Questions)

Mr. X signing in.

Once again, I am going to devote this entire segment to answering questions and explaining some seeming inconsistencies and plot holes.

First of all, though, I want to rant once again about the poor quality of the YouTube functions. I find it highly frustrating that one is unable to reply to more than 3 or 4 messages before being blocked for 10 minutes from replying to even messages on one's OWN video. I understand this an anti-SPAM measure, but it is far too restrictive. It should at least allow 10 messages before it locks you out. And it should not be a 10-minute wait to post once again. And it should NEVER block you from posting on your own videos. Are you going to SPAM your own videos? Anyway, this is a very quasi-nazi system, and it reminds me of the mentality of those who rule Area 51. Also there should be a better way to distinguish the remove button from the reply button. I meant to reply to a message, and actually pressed the "remove" button. So, unfortunately, that YouTube member, whose name I did not happen to catch, I will not be able to reply to his message.

Actually, I can. The poster pointed out that YouTube records ISPs. And I am well aware of that, and that's why my internet connection is encrypted through a special filter. I can't be entirely specific about the technology, because it would potentially compromise my anonymity.

Now, to answer a question I received in a private message. This YouTube member observantly pointed out, that I would have been caught on camera in the sub-level, because, no doubt, an installation that is as intensely guarded and secure as Area 51 would no doubt have surveillance cameras all over the place. I wondered this too at the time, and that's why I asked the individual, my buddy, who spirited me through this place. And he explained that, while there are thousands upon thousands of cameras planted throughout the underground facility, their sheer quantity makes it impossible for total human monitoring of the videos. So most of the video is only reviewed if they have an incident or potential security breach. There are several sections that ARE under constant human surveillance, and my buddy made sure to steer clear of those. And while the section that houses the Aurora 2 that I recounted seeing is heavily monitored, the observatory room from which we viewed the aircraft was not at all monitored. And from what I understand, the security for sub-level 1 and sub-level 2 is not nearly as austere as it is for sub-levels 3 and 4. And that brings me back to a statement I need to correct from an earlier segment. In the third segment of this series, I said that, based on the size of sub-level 1, the following 3 sub-levels must have been huge--and that may have been a slight exaggeration, because, based on what my buddy told me, the sub-levels grow physically smaller but more important as you go down. From what I understand, while sub-level 1 houses the black aircraft, sub-level 2 is for weapons development, sub level 3 are the laboratories, and sub-level 4, the most important, is where all the Area 51 elite gather and do whatever they do down there (play penuckle). Well, that's like a war room. And an extreme select few, maybe 10 to 15 indivudals, have ever set foot on that level. And I must admit, this is all hearsay on my buddy's part, because he's only seen level 1, but he's picked up rumors through the chain of command, and, based on what I saw on level 1, I believe it.

Before I go, I want to mention a couple current news stories I found intriguing. The first is this phantom gas in New York City, I'm sure you've all heard about today. And this UFO sighting at a Chicago airport a few days ago. While I haven't heard anything that necessarily leads me to believe that these are secret military opperations, they bear all the earmarks of Area 51 strategic diversions. So I'll be sure to keep a close eye on that.

Well, that's it for today, kiddies. I hope you'll join me in my covert, underground parlor next time. But, until then, of course, Godspeed.

Confessions of an Area 51 Employee 8 (Cattle Mutilations)

Mr. X. Signing in once again.

For those few who eagerly await each installment of this series, my apologies for the delay. However, due to many things, I cannot guarantee how many--or how often--videos you will see from this point forward.

Now, I am going to address a question from the member bidonpseudo, because I feel the nature of the answer is most apropos, and it's something I should have touched on earlier. It's extremely pertinent to the entire Area 51 issue. Bidonpseudo asks: "Could you be more precise when you say that this elite is not part of the government ? I mean they are chosen among high ranking employees of the federal government, right ? Are they only military or some of them are civilians?" And to quote, verbatim, my answer: "Yes, they are appointed by the government. But what has happened, they have become megalomaniacs with all the power and secracy that they have been given. They have exploited those powers to secretly usurp the government, occasionally making unwitting puppets of presidents. The "elite" is comprised of both military and high-ranking public officials, while the sub-elite are mostly military. They see themselves as Nietzsche "ubermensch," while those who work for them are the "untermensch." All non-governmental civilians are alternately classified as "organic resources" or "biological assets." There are certain exceptions, however, such as those with special education or those with Einsteinian-caliber intellects. While their general agenda is fascist, they do not discriminate against any ethnicity, and have, from what I know, at least one high-ranking African-American within their circle." To delve deeper into my story, without me having to repeat everything, I suggest that everyone who watch these videos--if you haven't done this already--be sure to check out all the comments on my profile page. But yes, from what I understand, the "elite" I often refer to, have a very Dr. Strangelove-esque mentality.

Now, tonight, I want to cover cattle mutliations. As you know, the regions most laden with this phenomenon--New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, etc.--are near many of the atomic bomb test sites during the 40's and 50's. And, of course, UFO buffs attribute it to aliens. And what a species as highly evolved enough and scientifically advanced enough to travel millions of miles [I meant light years] would want with a ton of walking hamburger, I have no idea. But there are also those who attribute it to satanic cult sacrifices--which there has never been any evidence that satanic cults practice such bloody sacrifices. And the average skeptic attributes it to the common predators. And the truth is, common predators like coyotes are probably responsible for many, if not most, of the mutliations. However, through my colleague, I have learned that elements within Area 51 are responsible for at least some of the mutilations throughout the southwest. And the purpose of this, is to test for lingering radiocative contamination in the livestock from all the nuclear and atomic weapons tests from the 50's hayday. And if you look, you'll find what types of organs are usually removed from the bovine carcasses, you will find that they are the exact organs that would be required to test for such contamination. And many of the wounds present on the carcasses seem to be made with a precision type laser, which I can assure you the military is in possession of--a variety of such weapons, in fact. Just do a little research, and you will find that they do indeed exist. Also, eyewitnesses have spotted black helicopters at or around the site of cattle mutilation incidents. And I can tell you that Area 51 houses a veritable fleet of these black helicopters, that were designed and constructed by McDonald-Douglass. And they are equipped with a special rotary-propeller system that renders the propellers and engine virtually silent. And this is something that's in the white territory. You can do a little research yourself and find out that these do indeed exist. You don't have to take my word for it on this one. Now, you may ask, why doesn't the military just go out and buy their own heard of cattle to test? A. It would raise too much suspicion. And B. They require random, uncontrolled samples to properly evaluate the level of contamination. And from what I know, the findings have been highly disturbing, which may explain the exponential growth in cancer rate over the last 50 years. Anyway, they usually test these bovine carcasses while in the air. It's a very fast, clockwork-like surgical procedure--they remove necessary organs, and then drop the cattle back to the ground. And that's why, in some of the cattle mutilations, they find that the bones are actually broken. And that explains how, when they are dropped from such a height.

I would like to go into further detail, but I'm afraid I'm out of time for today. So, until next time, Godspeed.

URGENT MESSAGE

Greetings once again.

I have altered the synthesizer pitch so that my voice will hopefully be more clear and intelligable.

There is so much that I need to get you up to speed on, but I'm afraid I simply don't have time. But I do want you to know that I am alive and well... and free (as free as one can be in this pseudo-dictatorship).

I noticed that a plethora of messages have been left for me in my absence. I'm afraid I simply don't have time to answer any of them.

I am now involved in a type of underground area 51 resistance movement. And we are entrenched deep within the network infrastructure. And I now have protection at the top, as well as a cadre of anti-detection devices.

There is a great deal of paranoia on the inside of Area 51 right now, and I think it's going to blow over at any time. There was a "purging", as they call it, and a great number of high-level lieutenants were let go. It appears that all "jet-black" opperations within Area 51 are about to be shutdown and moved to a new location in Alaska. However, something is afoot because the Area 51 media manipulation unit has spent an inordinate amount of resources bribing and coercing the various news outlets to focus their reporting on fluff stories like the Anna Nicole death and custody case, the Britney Spears, with her bald head, and more recently Alec Baldwin and the debacle with the call to his daughter. So I advise you all to do your own online research and pay close attention to the stories that are at the bottom of the page, those that are burried under all the pop culture crap, because there's something there they don't want the general public to know about, or have minimal knowledge about.

I want to thank you for your attention. And I deeply regret that I am, at this time, unable to respond to any of the messages. I will do so in the future if at all possible.

Until my next time, of which I am uncertain, godspeed.

CHEMTRAIL ALERT

Barely have time to write the transcript, but just a quick heads-up.

My sources within Area 51 have informed me that there will be a huge chemical dispersal between Friday and Sunday--this Friday and Sunday--throughout the midwestern region. I advise you all to look toward the sky, and keep an eye out for any vertebrae-shaped contrails or rainbow colored jet exhaust.

I am not yet aware of the purpose of this dispersal, but I hear that it will be the most massive exercise ever of this nature. So, keep your eyes peeled to the sky, and I will pass along any new information to you as soon as I have it.

Thank you, and godspeed.

External links

• Project Camelot interviews Mr X (YouTube) video

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