Devil Monkeys

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Devil Monkey (computer generated image)

The Devil Monkey are a unique North American primate, this new breed has been seen all over the American Mid-West and as far North as Alaska. Many cannot quite decide what this new species is or if indeed it actually exists.

Contents 1 Description 2 Identification 3 External Links 4 Relevant Discussion Threads

Description

People have described this new breed of primate as resembling a baboon but with very powerfully built legs almost like a kangaroo’s, other witnesses to this animal have described it as having pointed ears, a baboon-like snout (baboon snouts look like dog muzzles), and long tails. These tails are frequently described as bushy, like a wolf's tail or fox's tail, and occasionally they are described as hairless, like a rat's tail.

These creatures seem to prefer walking on all fours but it is thought they generally travel by long jumps in the manner of a kangaroo, instead of the usual hairy humanoid's bipedal stride. Many footprints have been discovered and the Devil monkey seems to only have three toes, or only show that many in footprints and the hind legs are heavily digitigrade, with a long, narrow foot. One witness stated that the Devil monkey has taffy brown fur with a white patch on their underbelly.

These animals are known to be very aggressive and have attacked dogs and livestock. It has also been reported that they have attacked people and passing cars as well. One example of this was a report from a nurse who was driving home from work in the Saltville region Virginia, she claimed that an unknown creature that ripped the convertible top off the car attacked her as she tried to escape.

Identification

Researchers who have been trying to identify this mysterious animal have speculated that this animal could be remnant species of an ancient family of simians known as Tarsiids or Simopithecus, Some researchers have also stated that there could be a link between the new species and the controversial DERIDDER photos that appear to show the carcass of an unidentified, baboon-like creature on a Louisiana roadside. This creature has many cryptozoologists baffled, North America is not supposed to have any native apes, and even if it did, you would expect something more like napes, the chimp-like North American cryptids. Speculation about what these animals could be have produced many theories as to what they are, some think that it could be an extinct form of giant baboon, others think that it is clearly so bizarre that it cannot be real. Many though favor the theory that it is a Kangaroo like the bondegezou has turned out to be, even though North America is not supposed to have any Kangaroos either.

External Links

• American Monsters
• New Animal
• Abduct.com

Relevant Discussion Threads

• The Monkey Man
• Colombian Monkey-man attacks geologists in 1920 *picture*
• Monkey man
• Demons on the loose
• 300 children bitten by 'blood sucking' monkeys at famous Indian temple
• "Rooftop Madman" Terrorising entire Neighborhood in Argentina
• Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors